Who are John Hunt & Jeff Smith?

Two confused Douchebags.  John Hunt & Jeff Smith, write for the The Oregonian.  Here is a brief quote from a recent blog on their website;

"Their uniforms are flashy, their connection to Nike is powerful, and the program has been on the rise for 15 years. But recent criminal issues have the Oregon Ducks football team picking up where the the Miami Hurricanes of the 1980s and 1990s left off. Needless to say, many UO fans are not pleased."

When has the Ducks won a National Title, nevermind 5 of them?  When have they set a record for longest home win Streak?  Has any of their players won a Heisman?  The only thing the Ducks are famous for is getting arrested, having Ugly Uniforms and Cheap Shots.